So, if you reading this blog it means that you know where I work. And, in an effort to protect the innocent all references to specific names and places have been avoided. Besides, this is only my 5th week here, and I don't want to ruffle any feathers.
There's a dead cricket in the stairwell at my job. He's been here as long as I have. In fact, my colleague says that cricket was here when she started ... and that was 9 months ago!!! This blog is an ode to the deceased cricket. And I will blog his uneventful, purposeless and certainly oxymoronic "dead life" here.
The cricket hasn't moved. I think he's lying on his back. Do crickets have those? Anyway, the news is ... he's dead. I wonder if his peeps are looking for him?