Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Son of a cricket!

It's day number #%^--I've lost count. However, I've discovered that there are more dead creatures in the stairwell. There 3 or 4 of them turned face up--2-3 feet away from one another. It's looks like a cricket nudist colony or like they're sunbathing on a beach (only there's no beach). Either way, it's pretty disgusting. I'm going to start taking the elevator ... oops, we don't have an elevator. Welcome to my world!

3 comments:

ShojinStudios said...

Sounds like a Cricket Guantanomo Bay to me, but I then again I remember working for a similar place near Lansing where people where mentally and spiritually tortured, now lemesee what was this place called again? hmmmm? chirp... chirp...

Hey Lady said...

Ahhh crickets! I used to have them in the lower level of my house in SC. It was me vs. them, and I think I won. We even named one room on that level 'the cricket room', but like I said, I won. A certain 'can of destruction' that 'raided' their happy camp helped when I set it off, evacuated the house and came back to the fallout. It was ugly. Then my friend the vacuum sucked them all up. Yes, a new brigade of them got in as the season changed, so I made sure to always wear some stompin' boots when I went down there. Finally...I moved. End of problem. It's gon' be alright...

Tru-- said...

Perhaps that is where crickets go to die...they're free.